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Tuesday, 28 August 2007

Warning Sign


The British government is now running a pilot scheme for slapping warning labels on cafe menus advertising foods that fail to toe the Party line are unhealthy. Hopefully, the labels will look something like this:
Rumour is that if the "voluntary" pilot scheme is a success it will be followed by special squads of black-clad nutrition enforcers being sent 'round to restaurants to scream at patrons to sit up straight and eat all their greens or there won't be any pudding.

2 comments:

  1. And there still won't be any pudding.

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  2. Don't worry, eldias; when everyone realises that this nutritionist scheme is a load of rubbish, there will be a great revolution.

    And come the revolution, everyone will have strawberries and cream!

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