Remember, citizens, there are only two types of people in the Blair New World: Criminals and criminals who haven't been rounded up yet.
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Friday, 15 June 2007
You're Never Too Young
Remember, citizens, there are only two types of people in the Blair New World: Criminals and criminals who haven't been rounded up yet.
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"Police can interview children under 10 only in the presence of their parents or guardians and must obtain the adults' permission to take samples, such as hair, of fingerprints."
ReplyDeleteHmmm...I think I have a suitable retort. (apologies, David)
Dramatis Personae:
Generic law enforcement agent
Eldias (yours truly)
Act 1, Scene 1
Law enforcement agent: "Good day sir, we're currently scouring the country for information on all minors with or without existing delinquency records, and we we're hoping that we may acquire such information from your-"
Eldias (cutting in, violently): F*** you; go f*** yourself you Stalinist f***factory."
Curtain
Not my best or most eloquent piece, but its surely accurate enough.
I am going to be truthful here, and not cover my proper intentions with talk of "INFRINGING OUR LIBERTIES!" or *mumble* surveillance society *mumble*.
ReplyDeleteI am opposed to this, as in future I may commit some heinous crime and I don't wish to be caught that easily.
That's the long and short of it.