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Thursday, 19 April 2007

The Dream

Nissan develops a new car that is capable of detecting pedestrians for you even if they're around the corner or otherwise concealed.

Yes, this is what we've been waiting for. Finally, those wretched little pavement pounders will be at our petrol-driven mercy. With this new techology, they'll have nowhere to hide, nowhere to run as we rev our engines in triumph and barrel down on them for the final...

Oh. It's meant to prevent accidents.

Never mind, then.
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1 comment:

  1. AnonymousThursday, 19 April 2007 at 15:31:00 GMT-7

    Dear Mr. Szondy,

    As President of the Leauge of Extraordinary Pedestrians, I wish to express my shock and outrage regarding your likening of our people to the status of cannon fodder. Your petty attempt to shroud yourself behind the veil of humor only succeeds in amplifying your obvious predjudice towards Pedestrian-Americans.

    As such, I have alerted your actions to your sponsors, with demands that you and the "Hatephemeral Isle" be removed from the blogosphere unless you meet the following Actions of Restitution:

    1.) Complete and full apology written in the form of your blood on eggshell paper. Cursive penmanship preferred.

    2.) Your appearance at the next 35 1/2 meetings of the LEP Grand Council, complete with manditory lectures on the benefit of jaywalking without looking both ways.

    3.) 53 bear pelts.

    4.) English chocolate. (The stuff we've been living on is cuh-rap).

    5.) Carl the Cattle Dog. Obnoxious red bandanna included.

    Then and only then can you hope to rectify the great damage you've caused us. Your immediate cooperation is appreciated...or we'll see you in court.

    Sincerely,
    Hyrum P. "Eldias" Maxwell
    President and High Poobah
    Leauge of Extraordinary Pedestrians

    DISCLAIMER:
    This has been supplied for parody puropses. Sad I have to clarify it, but in these days...yeesh...

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