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Saturday, 7 April 2007

Bowser 2179! Yes, You!


Own a doggie? Is your pooch a bit plump? Then you'd better put him on a diet right quick or you'll be facing a fine of up to £20,000 or 51 weeks imprisonment.

The Ministry has yet to decide on compulsory morning calisthenics for dogs in front of the telescreen.
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1 comment:

  1. AnonymousSaturday, 7 April 2007 at 17:59:00 GMT-7

    Hopefully, the puppy proletariat will uprise against Parliament in demand for mpre rations of Victory Bacon...

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