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Tuesday, 3 April 2007

Bloody Mad

Employees at the Health and Safety Executive have been banned from moving chairs because it's too dangerous. Instead, they have to make special arrangements with a porter two days ahead of time.

Rumour has it that several employees have starved to death while waiting for someone to operate those nasty doorknobs for them.
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