Sunday, 31 December 2006

Cheers


Labour party chairman Hazel Blears via a BBC headline:
Britons 'not ready to drink less'
I'm no fan of Britain's yob culture that thinks that the only way to have a good time is to drink until you throw up and pass out (and not necessarily in that order), but given that this story is about the failure of New Labour to impose a "European drinking culture" on the country with all the consideration that Dr. Pavlov gave to his dogs, I think I shall race my glass.

Saturday, 30 December 2006

Learn Something New Everyday

From the Telegraph:
Scientists working for the US Air Force have already produced T-shirts and underwear that can be worn for weeks at a time without washing, and the technology has now been licensed to a London company, Alexium, to develop for civilian applications.
You mean you weren't supposed to wear them that long before? That explains a lot.

Where Reality is a Distant Land

Not everyone is ecstatic about Saddam's departure, as "wilbur" over at Daily Kos demonstrates in the most lurid of prose.
We destroyed Saddam Hussein’s history. We went in to his village, his tribe, and we wiped away the footsteps of his lineage. We made sure that Saddam Hussein knows that everything about him, who he was, where he came from has ended. We turned him around and made him watch his footsteps in the sand, watch them disappear as the ocean washed over them. As a man who has reached middle age I feel an emptiness inside of me when I think of this – to watch yourself slowly disappear. It was an insane, almost psychotic cruelty. It was my society that not only did this, but cheered this – we were beating a dog over and over again because he bit us, making him yelp, humiliating him so he no longer had an identity, so that he was an empty shell. And when we knew he was an empty shell, we kept beating, our eyes on fire, snot dripping from our nose, wheezing under the strain of our constant blows. The dog had bitten somebody – he must be made to pay. Nobody regrets what we are doing – because he was a junkyard dog who attacked others.
It isn't often that one comes across such a mind-boggling disconnect from anything resembling facts, history, commonsense or even basic decency. It should be cast in Lucite and preserved for all time as the purest strain of moral relativism

Sara Jane Smith: Leather Babe

Elizabeth Sladen has said that she hopes that her costumes will have a bit more of a "leather look" for her new children's series, The Sarah Jane Adventures.

Given that Ms Sladen is 58, albeit remarkably preserved, this might have to go back to committee.

Friday, 29 December 2006

Justice Served

Saddam Hussein Hanged

Now approaching room temperature.



Saddam Hussein, former president of Iraq and infamous mass murderer, was executed at 6 AM Baghdad time.

I've had to deal with the smell of that dictator from varying proximity for over a quarter of a century ever since I started doing archaeological excavations in the Middle East. I have seen first hand the effects of his actions and the lives of friends and acquaintances have been affected, damaged, and even lost due to his evil. On my wall is a union jack from the First Gulf War and I've been following the second closely ever since it became the main front in the war against the Jihadists, so I was particularly keen to see this outcome.

However, It isn't because of any personal animosity that I hold for the monster that I am so openly pleased at this moment. I have very few truly driving passions in my life, but one of them is a deep-seated loathing of tyranny that makes me literally cheer when one is brought to task for his crimes. Any time a murdering tyrant does a Ceausescu I am absolutely delighted just as I am disappointed every time a Stalin dies in bed.

It doesn't happen often enough, but when it does, I have hope for the future of our sorry planet.

My wife reminds me that saying such things as Saddam now being three inches taller and wears a size six collar is unchristian. Therefore, I shall finish by saying that Saddam has now gone to meet his Maker and may God have mercy on his soul.

The Last Saddam Update?

Now it looks as though Saddam is going to be executed early Saturday morning Baghdad time-- which means it could happen any moment.

Stay tuned.

Update: Official: Saddam hangs by 6 AM Baghdad time.

Set the Tivo.

Thursday, 28 December 2006

It Only Took Fifty-Six Years

Britain is about to make its last payments on its war loans from the United States and Canada.

It was the finance charges that were the killer.

Saddam's Last WeekEnd

According to sources, Saddam Hussein, one of the bloodiest dictators of that bloodiest of centuries, is to hang on Sunday.

I'll bring the popcorn.

Eternal Mysteries

In case you're wondering, here is why German toads explode.

Now all you have to wonder about is why the deuce you wonder why German toads explode.

Eternal Mysteries

In case you're wondering, here is why German toads explode.

Now all you have to wonder about is why the deuce you wonder why German toads explode.

Somali Jihadists Routed

It's a sad day when Ethiopia has to show the West how to deal with Islamofascists.

Double Dhimmi Standards

In a mind-blowing expression of bare-faced gall, Spain's Islamic Board demanded the right to conduct Muslim prayers in Cordoba cathedral, which was a mosque before being converted to a cathedral in the 13th century.

Quite rightly, the Catholic church told the Muslim board what it could do with its demands, but it is a clear sign of what we face given the fact that this comes only a few weeks after Pope Benedict XVI's visit to the Hagia Sophia in Istanbul nearly set off a powder keg over speculation that he would dare do anything so vile as to make the sign of the cross in the vicinity. According to the Turkish paper Vatan,
The risk is that Benedict will send Turkey's Muslims and much of the Islamic world into paroxysms of fury if there is any perception that the Pope is trying to re-appropriate a Christian center that fell to Muslims.
It looks as though re-appropriation is a one-way street.

Wednesday, 27 December 2006

Quote of the Day

If that many British Muslims turned out to protest interference with their customs, the Blair government would be bending over backward to please them.
Instapundit on the 300,000 people who turned out for foxhunting on Boxing Day in defiance of the government's ban.

Tuesday, 26 December 2006

Saddam to Hang

Saddam Hussein has lost his appeal and will hang within the next thirty days.

It's a shame they can only do it once.

Friday, 22 December 2006

Thursday, 21 December 2006

Wanted: Copy Editor

From the BBC (emphasis added):
A series of heavy gunbattles between Hamas and Fatah militants broke out in Gaza City early Friday, despite a two-day-old truce that had largely ended factional violence here.
Self contradiction; it's a wonderful thing.

Wednesday, 20 December 2006

Robodeer

Used to catch poachers, Sarah Connor.

First Catch Your AI


Should robots have rights? According to Henrik Christensen, director of the Centre of Robotics and Intelligent Machines at the Georgia Institute of Technology,
If we make conscious robots they would want to have rights and they probably should.
To paraphrase an old Spartan reply, "If."

Tuesday, 19 December 2006

Killing the Golden Goose

The British armed forces are fighting two wars and are valiantly engaged in missions all over the globe, so how does HMG reward them?

Why, by cutting £1 billion from the defence budget, of course!

Kilt Shortage

It's hard times in the Scottish regiments as soliders are forced to share kilts. In Afghanistan, there's only one for every fifteen men.

British Army sources describe the situation as "chilly."