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Tuesday, 8 November 2011

It speaks to the heart


For the grown up eight-year old; a pocket case with a cigarette compartment, writing tablet, telescoping pencil, stamp container, five-inch rule, lighter, pocket knife and watch.

It's utterly ludicrous and impractical and I want one so bad that it hurts.
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1 comment:

  1. eonTuesday, 8 November 2011 at 03:54:00 GMT-8

    I want one with a concealed catch that, when released, pops open a panel at the end and drops a loaded .25 automatic with skeletonized grips into my palm.

    I don't want the piece "built in" to the gadget, because rectangular things are hard to aim.

    (You can leave the cigs out to accommodate it; I don't smoke.)

    cheers

    eon

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