As Coach Z would say, aaah! this is orfful! I am now at the 12:00 mark (including opening credits). I intend to take a break and see how far I can get. Sgt. Borntreger of badmovies.org writes that he did the Star Wars Holiday Special in one go, with no chemical assistance; the thought of facing such opponents must fill our country's enemies with dread.
Sergej: NOOOOO!!!! You'll kill yourself! (Didn't you notice movie reviewers die of cancer? It's the bad movies. It takes years because the effect of bad movies is diluted by average and occipital exceptional films. Watching bad movies on purpose is tempting death!)
There, done! It's movies like this that make one appreciate the sheer unapologetic John Agarness of Mole Men. (Nice touch how they switched to a completely different movie in the last ten or fifteen hours of this one. And how the rocket kept changing shape. Brrr.)
jayessell: thank you for your concern. But I think that it is actually possible to recover from low-level radiation exposure. Either that, or get bitten by some radioactive thingie and gain super powers. Anyway, I think I need a drink.
Oh HELL no!
ReplyDeleteI thought it was going to be a porn film at first.
Then... a student film.
I could only manage 8 and a half minutes.
I skipped to Kasey Casem's countdown....
(What? No dedication to Big Spring Texas?)
And the voice over conclusion. I guess they ran out of film.
Amazon.com offers the version with movie hostess Elvira.
I guess it didn't meet the standards of MST3K.
As Coach Z would say, aaah! this is orfful! I am now at the 12:00 mark (including opening credits). I intend to take a break and see how far I can get. Sgt. Borntreger of badmovies.org writes that he did the Star Wars Holiday Special in one go, with no chemical assistance; the thought of facing such opponents must fill our country's enemies with dread.
ReplyDeleteMST3K did do Wild World of Bat Woman.
Sergej:
ReplyDeleteNOOOOO!!!!
You'll kill yourself!
(Didn't you notice movie reviewers die of cancer? It's the bad movies.
It takes years because the effect of bad movies is diluted by average and occipital exceptional films.
Watching bad movies on purpose is tempting death!)
There, done! It's movies like this that make one appreciate the sheer unapologetic John Agarness of Mole Men. (Nice touch how they switched to a completely different movie in the last ten or fifteen hours of this one. And how the rocket kept changing shape. Brrr.)
ReplyDeletejayessell: thank you for your concern. But I think that it is actually possible to recover from low-level radiation exposure. Either that, or get bitten by some radioactive thingie and gain super powers. Anyway, I think I need a drink.