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Wednesday, 19 January 2011

The End Times are upon us

That's it.  I'm leaving.
And I thought this was bad.  Scottish Spirits, a Panama-based company with offices in Glasgow, plans to market Scotch in... Sit down, please... Cans.

Well, civilisation had a nice run.  I'll miss it, but now that the barbarians have overrun the gates, it's time to grab a gun and flee for the hills.

4 comments:

  1. More convenient for smuggling into sporting events and cinemas than a hip flask. No wasted weight. About the right size for individual enjoyment. And you can cut up the can to make a pop can stove (which, appropriately, runs on spirits) when you're done---if you can still operate a pair of scissors, that is.

    I like.

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  2. Meh, blends, what's the difference?

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  3. I'm such a savage that I like to mix Scotch with club soda and ice. I don't do that to anything above the grade of Cutty Sark, mind you. I'm a savage, but I'm not nuts.

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  4. At Chez Szondy, we don't even contaminate it with a glass.

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