Everyone! Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. It is with great joy that I announce that a cure for cancer is at hand. How do I know this? Because finally, finally scientists have figured out why some people like toast and so we can at last get on with the cancer thing.
Monday, 13 September 2010
A toast!
Everyone! Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. It is with great joy that I announce that a cure for cancer is at hand. How do I know this? Because finally, finally scientists have figured out why some people like toast and so we can at last get on with the cancer thing.
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Gee. And I always thought I liked it because it made the peanut butter softer and less likely to stick to the roof of my mouth, and because it made the margarine melt.
I am so naive'.
cheers
eon
I'm shocked that I have to say this, but no, David, you're wrong. We don't want the toast scientists to cure cancer; because once we've done that, then what the hell else is going to kill all the old people?
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