I would love to endow a city park just so I can stipulate that only these benches should be installed.
Not necessarily because I'm misanthropic. I just want to get in on the ground floor before the local council twigs to the idea.
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Rather than spikes (which when
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clothing) the slats should rotate to present an uncomfortable
surface, or fold up like theater
seats.
Hmmm... An improvement, but might I suggest Taser contacts?
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