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Friday, 16 July 2010

Pay & Sit

I would love to endow a city park just so I can stipulate that only these benches should be installed.

Not necessarily because I'm misanthropic. I just want to get in on the ground floor before the local council twigs to the idea.

2 comments:

  1. Rather than spikes (which when
    retracted still might damage
    clothing) the slats should rotate to present an uncomfortable
    surface, or fold up like theater
    seats.

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  2. Hmmm... An improvement, but might I suggest Taser contacts?

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