How often has this happened to you? You're at the office when the zombie apocalypse strikes and you have to fend off the hordes of undead with only the contents of the stationary cupboard.Rules for submitting comments:
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Well you know, in the event of zombpocalypse, you only need to outrun your officemates. I figure, make sure you're sharing a cubicle with that one fat wheezy guy who is looking forward to retirement (everybody knows that as soon as one mentions looking forward to the next phase of his life, or takes out the pictures of his girl back home/loved ones/etc., he is pretty much doomed), and you should be all right.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, this rubber band arbalest might be just the thing for protecting one's jelly bean stash from pilfering coworkers.