As an experiment, I'd suggest that infidel protesters come armed to the teeth with old boots from now on–Wellingtons preferred. Allow for training time if volley fire is expected to be employed. Whether a thousand golf shoes or a single old slipper, don't forget a stop watch as well to time how long until the first arrest occurs. I predict it will be before the first sole reaches apogee.
"Ritual protest"? Are you serious? Are they? What does it take to get oneself declared a ritual, anyway? I mean, can I come and toss a "ritual brick" through someone's window? "Ritually" set his house on fire? Would it make a difference if I wore one of those blanket-with-sleeves things that they advertise on late-night TV? Maybe in mauve?
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like a great racket!