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Friday, 9 October 2009

Why not?

Following the precedent set by the Nobel Prize committee, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences have unanimously decided that the 2012 Oscar for Best Picture goes to Green Lantern, which hasn't begun filming.

In other news, Mr Barack Hussein Obama is asking impatiently why his face isn't on Mount Rushmore yet.

3 comments:

  1. And where's my Nobel Prize for curing
    c\a\n\c\e\r\ stupidity in 2019?

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  2. Oh, for goodness' sake, quit it with the 'Hussein' thing. Criticise the man's policies, not his ancestors. This is why the rest of the world thinks Republicans are tossers.

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  3. Do not know about you, anonymous, but I am simple former Soviet citizen. Hear, call man Hussein, no call man Hussein, call Hussein, no call Hussein. Am confuse. So, call man Hussein all the time! Hey, 50-50, get it right, no?

    Seriously, you make such a big deal about it, yeh, your name is going to be Hussein. Sorry. I'm sure they had playgrounds in Indonesia where Hussein Husseinovich went to elementary school, so he's probably familiar with the concept.

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