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Thursday, 30 July 2009

From the Ministry of Plenty


Glorious news, brothers! The Food Standards Agency wants to increase the chocoration to 50 grams!

3 comments:

  1. Isn't there some place we could ship all the compulsive busybodies where they can regulate at each other to their hearts' content and not bother us?

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  2. Sergej: That's a good idea, although they'd end up using leaves as currency and then make war on the trees as a means of countering inflation.
    Even so, I'd rather send off the bureaucratic busybodies like that and keep the telephone cleaners and hairdressers.

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  3. Everybody carries around his own grotty cell phone these days, and I am about ready to go all Yul Brynner on what's left of my hair anyway. So I say pack the hairdressers and phone sanitizers in with the rest.

    Fire up them giant space goats!

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