Pure evil travelling under the cloak of humanitranism; we give you... The Seed Bomb.Ostensibly, it's purpose is to replant deforested area, but what can carry one seedling can carry another. I cannot believe the arrogance that they thought that the diabolical nature of this device would evade the world's notice. I trust that I do not have to spell out the horrible implications of a triffid bomb, do I?
What's so horrible about a triffid bomb? Self-shambling arugula, I call it. Why go to the salad when it can come to you? Add salt water for a delicious snack! Really, anyone who can see, or has a competent seeing-eye dog, should be fine.
ReplyDeleteWow, you could load one of these with about a trillion kudzu seeds.
ReplyDeleteIf Georgia decides to secede it looks like we may have the ultimate weapon of mass annoyance on our side!