If you've shelled out $74,500 for this safe complete with ballistic armor plating, four-way solid titanium locking bolts, tungsten carbide hard plate, locking bolt anti-drive, active and passive relocking, Sargent & Greenleaf biometric keypad lock, interlocking anti-pry door, hi-density amalgamate cladding, reinforced anchor bolts, alarm system integration, and a GPS alert and tracking system to house your watches and think that this is good value for money, then maybe it's time you looked into sobering up and buying yourself a Timex.
Monday, 27 April 2009
Chronos
If you've shelled out $74,500 for this safe complete with ballistic armor plating, four-way solid titanium locking bolts, tungsten carbide hard plate, locking bolt anti-drive, active and passive relocking, Sargent & Greenleaf biometric keypad lock, interlocking anti-pry door, hi-density amalgamate cladding, reinforced anchor bolts, alarm system integration, and a GPS alert and tracking system to house your watches and think that this is good value for money, then maybe it's time you looked into sobering up and buying yourself a Timex.
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When I read "Chronos" and saw that big black mechanical box, all I could think of was the movie of the same name.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I think this thing costs a lot more than the budget for the film
Me also.
ReplyDeleteExcept it's 'Kronos'.
You are so right!
ReplyDeleteJeff Morrow looked particularly glum in that one, maybe he had already seen the effects for "Giant Claw" and knew which way the old career was going!
I'm coming late to the party, but here's a big, AOL-style "M3 2!!!11!!1!!!!!!!" from me! Big black cube, name of {ch,k}ronos, yeh, I'm thinking of bad movies.
ReplyDeleteDoes this make us all bad people?
On a positive note, it did have that scene where liquid sparky stuff leaked out of a guys' head.
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