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Wednesday, 4 March 2009

In-Floor Idiocy

A much more elegant form of bathtime mayhem comes in the Oriental tub from Käsch. Instead of dispatching you with a battery of nozzles and electronics, Käsch does the job by simply sinking the bathtub into the floor where you can step into it unawares as if it were an open manhole, fall in screaming panic as you clutch at empty air, bash your head on the elegant waterfall tap, sink unconcious beneath the gentle waters, and drown.

Neat and to the point.

2 comments:

  1. And with that nice open-air design, if you don't fall in it's a sure bet some of the local wildlife will. A dead squirrel really enhances the bathtime experience...

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  2. Designed by a fan of silent-era comedies no doubt.

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