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Thursday, 22 January 2009

Chriac Mauled by Clinically Depressed Poodle

It isn't often that justice falls into such perfect poetic balance.

5 comments:

  1. Chriac? Is it safe to say you typed this one quickly?

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  2. These freakin decorated poodles are alienated from others of their species and carried by humans in their purses.
    It would be very interesting if we could look at how a poodle's mind develops in such an unproductive environment (these news are a hint), and it would provide you some awesome brutal entertainment if you would watch how a poodle gets torn apart after failing to deal with normal dogs. I can imagine it now :)))

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  3. i hate poodles. ovregrown rats they are. They aren't cute, they can't supply milk, meat or pelts to make cloths with, they are useless.

    P.S. i hate poodles, but LABRODoodles are AWESOME!!

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  4. Anonymous, I disagree. The present case itself contradicts your thesis: poodles are useful, if nothing else, for biting Jacques Chiracques with. QED.

    "Labradoodles" on the other hand, could not have enough redeeming qualities to make up for their goofy-ass name, even if they tried.

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