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Tuesday, 4 December 2007

Mmmmm... Ham

Thieves in Australia have made off with 17.6 tons of ham. Police are posting round the clock guards on all mustard, horse radish and cheddar cheese warehouses.

Al Qaeda is not suspected.

1 comment:

  1. What, no pineapples?

    I know, I know; severe cultural disconnect on that one...

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