The Kimberly Clark company has developed a toilet paper dispenser that gives out no more than FIVE SHEETS to a customer. No doubt they will call it the Sheryl Crow model.
I'll get the torches, you get the pitchforks, and we'll pick up the tar and feathers on the way.

*Picks up blunderbuss*
ReplyDeleteOh, we'll hang the toilet-nazis from a sour apple tree...