The reason professors sleep with their students in fiction is because any realistic portrayal of your jobs would bore readers out of their skulls within ten minutes.As an ex-academic I can attest to that on a stack of exam booklets.
On a side note, ever notice that novels written by English professors are almost invariably about embittered, alcoholic English professors who sleep with their students?
Aside from academics who believe there is only "One True Way"* to interpret classic literature, this pathetic potential prospective** was reason enough to convince my switching majors.
ReplyDelete*The phrase "One True Way" is trademarked by the International Coalition of Fascists-In-Denial...and we aren't talking about the river...
**Alliteration, I have not forsaken thee...